Adulting While Autistic – Printable Poster Set

$5.00

Welcome to adulthood on expert mode.
No tutorial. No save points. Just vibes, overstimulation, and the occasional existential nap.

The Adulting While Autistic Poster Set captures the everyday chaos of being an autistic adult trying to function in a world clearly designed by someone else.
Hang them in your workspace, sensory-friendly zone, or anywhere you need a reminder that “doing nothing and still being exhausted” is, in fact, valid.

Included Posters:

  1. Executive Dysfunction ≠ Lazy
    It’s not procrastination — it’s buffering.
    (featuring a minimalist hourglass icon)

  2. How Do People Know What’s for Dinner?
    Every day I’m shocked to find out I’m in charge of feeding myself. Again.
    (bonus: the fridge of doom illustration)

  3. Masking Is a Full-Time Job (With No Paid Breaks)
    Now hiring: emotional contortionists.

  4. Autistic Burnout Looks Like Doing Nothing and Still Being Exhausted
    Energy: 0%. Battery: gaslighting itself.

Adulting While Autistic (Title Poster)
Surviving life on expert mode, with no tutorial and glitchy controls.
Press Start (if you have the spoons).

Design Details:

  • Minimalist black text on cream background

  • Clean typography, subtle humor

  • Printable at home or professionally

  • Includes both PDFs for print and PNGs for digital use

  • Aesthetic: modern neurodivergent chaos (but make it classy)

⚠️ Token Tax:

Low.
No spoons required beyond clicking “Download.”

  • “Posters for people who need reminders that being functional is optional.”

  • “Wall décor for the delightfully dysfunctional.”

  • “Neurospicy home office essentials.”

Feral Minds Note:

Created for those of us who never got the “how to human” manual — but still somehow show up every day.


Welcome to adulthood on expert mode.
No tutorial. No save points. Just vibes, overstimulation, and the occasional existential nap.

The Adulting While Autistic Poster Set captures the everyday chaos of being an autistic adult trying to function in a world clearly designed by someone else.
Hang them in your workspace, sensory-friendly zone, or anywhere you need a reminder that “doing nothing and still being exhausted” is, in fact, valid.

Included Posters:

  1. Executive Dysfunction ≠ Lazy
    It’s not procrastination — it’s buffering.
    (featuring a minimalist hourglass icon)

  2. How Do People Know What’s for Dinner?
    Every day I’m shocked to find out I’m in charge of feeding myself. Again.
    (bonus: the fridge of doom illustration)

  3. Masking Is a Full-Time Job (With No Paid Breaks)
    Now hiring: emotional contortionists.

  4. Autistic Burnout Looks Like Doing Nothing and Still Being Exhausted
    Energy: 0%. Battery: gaslighting itself.

Adulting While Autistic (Title Poster)
Surviving life on expert mode, with no tutorial and glitchy controls.
Press Start (if you have the spoons).

Design Details:

  • Minimalist black text on cream background

  • Clean typography, subtle humor

  • Printable at home or professionally

  • Includes both PDFs for print and PNGs for digital use

  • Aesthetic: modern neurodivergent chaos (but make it classy)

⚠️ Token Tax:

Low.
No spoons required beyond clicking “Download.”

  • “Posters for people who need reminders that being functional is optional.”

  • “Wall décor for the delightfully dysfunctional.”

  • “Neurospicy home office essentials.”

Feral Minds Note:

Created for those of us who never got the “how to human” manual — but still somehow show up every day.